Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?