What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?