Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?