Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
