What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do bees chew?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?