Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What fish sings the best?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are scissors so forgiving?