Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which relative loves rice?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?