Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?