Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you get straight A's?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?