What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call the successful dog detective?