Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?