Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
It's allergy season again?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the wolf say to the flea?