Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?