Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?