Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?