Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?