What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?