What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
People are so hard on car mechanics.