Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
When do ghosts love to go camping?