What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When do cows get tired?