Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of ant is good at math?