Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?