Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the artichoke so generous?