Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Families are like fudge.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?