Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Why did spring break up with winter?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?