Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?