Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What snacks always have the best tan?
If you need help building an ark...
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which insect is the smartest?