Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was the spider so smart?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?