Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which relative loves rice?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?