Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?