Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the waiter ask the frog?