Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which relative loves rice?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?