Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?