Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?