Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?