What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why do two skunks argue?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's black and white and red all over?