What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do hurricanes see?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?