Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?