What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
Why are farmers so laid-back?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?