What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?