Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What country has the most fish?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?