What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are cars magic?