Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do scientists grow fruit?