Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
How can you make 7 even?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
When should you start writing a book?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What birds always travel in twos?