What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?