What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
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Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How does a cow do math?