Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Disneyland®.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
It's allergy season again?
What was the first animal in space?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How much money does a skunk have?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?