Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?