Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?