Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?