Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?